Funny, weird, sad animal and omnivore stories rounded up from Taste Better:

1. Man injured by his pet buffalo: “[...]this made it in just under the wire for the “weird animal resistance stories of 2007″ roundup: a 75 year old man was treated for non-life threatening injuries after he was bucked off and trampled while riding his pet buffalo.” (TB)
2. Man arrested for putting bologna in pants: “It would appear that it is in fact illegal to hide the salami in at least some parts of the USA. Well, the bologna, anyway, and the official charge is “willful concealment,” so maybe accidentally stuffing luncheon meats down your pants is still OK (except for the possible cancer risks, and hey, don’t tell me I’m reaching here, because if I won’t eat it I sure won’t stick it near my junk), but anyway, Robert Baldwin, 35 has pled guilty to the aforementioned misdemeanor” (TB)
3. Murder over cheese sandwich: “Wow, I can’t even remember the last time I had a cheese sandwich, let alone felt the urge to kill over one. Still, some people haven’t seen the light and changed their ways, and Juan P. Jaimes has been killed, allegedly in a fight over a cheese sandwich with his cousin. Um, in prison.” (TB)
4. Hunter shoots own foot: “[...]but wait, it was my own foot” guy. [Another] man who died after falling 20 feet from his sniper perch/tree stand[...]” (TB)
5. Man marries dog to stop beating dogs: “A little birdie reports that a man in India has married a dog. I just hope she got a pre-nup, because the matrimonial motive was to reverse a curse that the man caught after he stoned two dogs to death a few years before.” (TB)

Huh?

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